Saturday, March 09, 2013

Month 15 - Recap

Uh UHHHHHHH Uh Uh Uh (that means 'my sweet Charlie Bear', in case you didn't know),

Oh the grunts.  The incessant grunts.  Coming from someone who is now old enough to KNOW what he wants but not old enough to SAY what he wants.  And so he grunts.  Grunts at his delightful and charming momma as if it say "Jeepers creepers, woman!  How can you spend THIS much time with me and NOT know that 'uh uh UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' means 'raisins'?  How did I get stuck with such a slow-learnin' mom?"

And in other big (read: ENORMOUS) news: Houston, we have a walker!!!  I forgot how much fun the early walker stage is.  You clomp around with the grace of Frankenstein and the coordination of someone who's had a few too many adult beverages.  And thankfully you don't seem to mind that I giggle every time you fall (it happens a lot).  Natalie is the proudest EVER of you.  When she sees you walk, she screams "Charlie you're DOING it, buddy!!  Mommy LOOK!  Charlie's WALKING!!!  Come here, buddy!  Come to Natalie!!"  Talk about precious.  It almost makes up for her screeching at you every single time you have the gall to LOOK at one of her toys.  Almost.  (I wrote this paragraph a week ago; in the past 7 days, your walking ability has increased exponentially.  You went from taking 10 steps at a time to walking up and down our driveway three times without stopping.  Awesome!  You're very much like Natalie in this respect.  She was a late potty-trainer; you were a late walker.  But once you both decided to do your respective activity, it was done.  There was really no 'accident' stage.)

Speaking of Natalie, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, when we get to a certain point (just past the Chick-Fil-A, in case you're curious) on our way to her preschool, your whole face lights up and you say "NAna NAna NAna" over and over.  You're still her Number One Fan.

You're a crib gnawer.  Ew.  Again, if you'd simply decide to grow teeth faster than 1/4 tooth per month (after 15 months, your FIFTH tooth has just barely popped through), you wouldn't feel the need to gnaw on anything and everything you see. 

You've gotten really interested in books this month.  You've always liked playing with books, but now you show a lot of interest in actually paying attention to what's on the pages.  You especially like the pictures of the lion and cow in your farm animal book, the cows in Charlie the Ranch Dog (BTW - you don't seem to care that the dog's name is Charlie), and the owl in A Sick Day for Amos McGee.  And while your favorite car game is still picking up a book from our Bin O' Books and throwing it on the floor of the van, on more than one occasion, I've seen you open a book and stare intently at it for a few minutes (all of this observation is done at red lights, of course.  Safety first.)

You were a late walker and you are a late tooth grower, but let me tell you something, my boy: you keep doing things in your own time.  Because it forces me to calm down.  And goodness knows, if there's one thing I could use, it's a big dose of Calm the Heck Down.  I'm appreciative that something as simple as you not walking is a perfect reminder that I'm in control of very few things in this world.  Know what another one of those things is?  How helplessly in love with you I am.  I have no control over that.  And that's A-OK with me.

Hugs and smooches,
Mommy & Daddy

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Headlines for March 9, 2013
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Friday, March 01, 2013

February 2013 - Recap

My dear peach,

So our rides in the car have now changed.  Half the time, you're silent, completely engrossed in reading (like for REAL reading) a book.  The other half, it's nonstop chatter as you call out what every sign says.  (With Charlie, however, he's 100% of the time babbling whilst picking up a book and dropping it on the floor.  It's his favorite car game.) 

*in the car*
You: Why does that sign say "Stop here on red"?
Me: Because you have to stop the car there if there's a red light.  If you don't, you could get bonked by a car that has a green light.
You: Why does that sign say "Bus stop"?
Me: It tells the bus driver where to drop people off and where to pick people up.

You: Oooh, I want to be a bus driver when I grow up.  That'd be uh-MAZING.  Why does that sign say "Car Wash"?
Me: Because that's where you take your car when it needs a bath.
You: Right.  Cuz cars get sweaty just like me.  Why does that sign have a U on it with a line through it?  Why does that sign say "No Big Trucks Allowed"?  What does Arby's sell?  Why does that sign say "One Way"?  And why does that sign say "School Zone"?  And why does McDonald's sell Fish Bites?  And why is that lady just wearing a bra on the Powerhouse Fitness sign?  And what's a full set?  It's twenty-five dollars at I Heart Nails.  What's I Heart Nails?  Is it hardware store?  Know what MY favorite hardware store is?  Home Depot.  Know why it's my favorite?  Because the T is silent on Depot.  What does "No Turn on Red" mean?"

It's very hard to concentrate on driving when I'm having to explain the rules of the road, what different restaurants sell, the difference between a sports bra and a regular bra, what a nail salon is, and giggle at how nerdy you are for liking Home Depot because of the silent T.

One lap.  Two kids.  I've had a tricky time this month managing that.  Especially because one kid (who shall remain nameless ... but whose name rhymes with Barley) likes to sit quietly in my lap while another kid (who shall remain nameless ... but whose name does NOT rhyme with Barley) flails around and has the potential to give everyone within a three-foot radius a black eye.

You spend much of your Quiet Time writing.  You write pages and pages of words.  Mostly, your pages consist of this:
NATALIE LOVES MOMMY
MOMMY
MOMMY
MOMMY LOVES NATALIE
CHARLIE LOVES MOMMY
DADDY LOVES NATALIE
NATALIE LOVES CHARLIE
NATALIE LOVES DADDY
DADDY
SMITH
SMITH
PURPLE

It's awesome.

You also like to write pretend menus for restaurants, namely Cracker Barrel.  While the traditional Cracker Barrel sells delights such as hashbrown casserole and chicken friend steak, your Cracker Barrel sells cookies for $40, cake for $20, and lemonade for $50.  It also sells chicken, pizza, ice cream chocolate and ice cream vanilla (you appear to poo-poo the conventional order of ice cream terms), and pie.  Those last items don't have prices on them.  Based on the exorbitant prices of cookies, cake, and lemonade, perhaps it's best you leave off the rest of the prices.

Because I'm packing up our house in preparation of our move, your closet is a lot emptier now.   Which has made it the favorite hiding place for you and Charlie.  You two will spend hours (read: minutes) in there with the doors closed, just laughing away.  I remember Aunt KK and I doing something similar, and I love that you and Charlie are doing it too. 

I'm trying to teach you tic-tac-toe.  It's not a complete disaster, but you definitely seem uninterested in learning the strategy and get royally annoyed when I win (and mentally yell 'BOOYAH').  I think all you really want to do is draw tic-tac-toe boards and color in the squares.

My darling girl, you are a such a joy.  I realize I don't soak that thought in nearly enough.  There are so many ways you knock my socks off ... and equally as many ways you cause me to want to stuff my knocked-off socks in your mouth to keep from hearing your sass.  It's a good balance and I'm blessed to be part of that balancing act.

Hugs and smooches,
Mommy & Daddy

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Headlines for March 1, 2013: 
  • Obama, Congress Fail to Avert Sequester Cuts
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