8 Questions from a Two-Year-Old

These answers are ridiculous. And they totally crack me up. Asking serious questions of a two-year-old should be an Olympic event.

1. What is your favorite color? Bown (Brown)
2. What is your favorite toy? NANNIE! [Natalie]
3. What is your favorite food? Pee. Pee? You mean, pizza? Uh huh!! 
4. What is your favorite TV show? Mit-mow (Mickey Mouse). No, Bubble! (Bubble Guppies). No, Peh! (Peg + Cat)
5. What is your favorite animal? Cow ... MOO.
6. What is your favorite book? Bo-gug [Goldbug]
7. What is your favorite drink? Pee. Um, come again? Pee! 'Pee' like 'pink'? Uh huh!! No, not your favorite color [which you said was brown not two seconds ago]. What's your favorite thing to DRINK? Ohhhh. ICE (ice water)
8. What do you want to be when you grow up? Vroom, vroom! You want to be a car? Um, no. Choo choo! Oh, a train? Um, no. Tow-tow! A tow truck? Um, no. So what, then? Ummmm ... pee! You want to be pizza? YESH.