According to the incredibly cheesy pregnancy app I have on my phone, you're now the size of a large mango. Maybe it's me, but this just strikes me as odd. You were a 'mango' a month or so ago. And this week you're a 'large mango'. Will you be a 'larger mango' next week? And an 'even bigger mango' the week after that? Because to me, the aforementioned cheesy app should be able to describe the weight of a fetus without having to add an adjective to a fruit (the same fruit that it used to describe you a month or two ago).
A large mango, according to Google Images

Oh, if it only looked like I were trying to smuggle a large mango under my shirt instead of a 20 lb turkey ...
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